shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
ughhhh can we not, like, some people actually do keep kosher and don’t eat shrimp so idk what the point is here
But people who do keep kosher don’t go around yelling at everyone else about it either. You are not a sinner who will burn in hell for eating shrimp generally. They’re also probably not going to picket your funeral.
Also, if they keep kosher, and to them that means that homosexuality is a sin, then they just have to see to themselves. Like the rest of the kosher-ness.
Sorry. I had a point, and then tired.
My husband wants to make a joke about cum here, but can’t work out what it would be. Now we’re making jokes about a shrimp holding a dick. We need to go to bed.
“Five cute boys, stuck in a van with nothing much to do, decide to reenact The Book of Mormon’s opening number, because why not? Says a commenter on Towleroad: “The line between Mormon missionaries, chorus boys, and gay porn is so thin sometimes…”
BROOK I FOUND YOU A THING
I’m in love with the 14-17 year old in the front to the left. And I feel very wrong about that.
I’m proud of the kiddo who held out that note. I think he’s proud of himself too. Anyway, this is fantastic!
HAHAHHA elder cunningham holy jesus I’m crying
God I hope they’re legal
1. I like how the one in the back right kept his seat belt on the entire time.
2. I wish I could find them attractive, but they actually kind of looked like Mormon missionaries to me…
i like how he looks to see if there are people around before he does something inappropriate #okay coast is clear time to mess this room UP #in the first one he looks so determined #he knows it’s a shitty thing to do right #but hey you can’t stop the quest for knowledge and justice amirite #and then in the second one he looks a little bit regretful of what he’s about to do #sorry that i’m going to tear the shit out of your wall mrs. singh #and that your husband is dead and probably really gross right now #:( #i hope you’re not the murderer or else this is going to be awkward #note to self get watson away from her #be cool about it #haha anyway i love this scene #bad dog! #but good boy for finding the dead body! #treats with alfredo later k #elementary spoilers #gif set #gif warning
Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
I would pierce my ears just to wear these.
These are ear-cuffs - they don’t require piercing! They sort of just wrap around your ears.
I actually love these
here is where you can buy them on amazon
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed