I have a extra nest open on Flight Rising if anyone wants to use a Lightning nest. I adore having eggs in my nests and don’t have any RTB at the moment, so I’m down to house and breed some dragons for free (some food for them would be appreciated though)

If you are a monster, by choice or birth or curse

evilsupplyco:

If you are a monster, by choice or birth or curse, unleash your poison breath and razor claws.

If you are a monster, by choice or birth or curse, your name is a promise of a fell fate for all your enemies.

If you are a monster, by choice or birth or curse, you will survive the ice, you will build the fire, your wounds will heal, your muscles will grow, your plans will tighten, and you will thrive.

This world is made for monsters.

(via thiscrookedcrown)

talesofasmallwindclan:

*coos at her precious tree noodle* I don’t know how you’re boyfriend hasn’t been born yet gurl, you are irresistible. He’s obviously dumb, that’s got to be the only explanation.

I am in shock at the beauty of both the dragon and the art. Congrats.
talesofasmallwindclan:

*coos at her precious tree noodle* I don’t know how you’re boyfriend hasn’t been born yet gurl, you are irresistible. He’s obviously dumb, that’s got to be the only explanation.

I am in shock at the beauty of both the dragon and the art. Congrats.

talesofasmallwindclan:

*coos at her precious tree noodle* I don’t know how you’re boyfriend hasn’t been born yet gurl, you are irresistible. He’s obviously dumb, that’s got to be the only explanation.

I am in shock at the beauty of both the dragon and the art. Congrats.

giggle giveaway

sparklefangs:

Life’s a bitch and I need a pick-me-up.

First person to really make me laugh will get a full set of Deity Dolls.

If you make me ugly-laugh I’ll send you an Ambush stone.

It can be anything - video, GIF, joke, story, comic, whatever. Don’t forget to include your username.

annnd go

my username is deannawarren, but honestly i just like making people laugh

KIDS FUCKING EVERYTHING UP (or being involved in fuckups)

IF YOU LIKE NBC HANNIBAL

SHORT CAT VID

CAT VINE COMPILATION

FUNNY VLOG STORY I LIKE

LET ME KNOW IF THIS DOESN’T CHEER YOU UP I WILL FIND MORE JUST GIVE ME A BIT MORE INFO

Childbirth preparation classes

themidwifeisin:

fuckyeahsexeducation:

  • It’s like practicing for a sport, don’t expect yourself to play in a game if you’ve never practiced.
  • If you want a natural birth, avoid classes hosted by hospitals. You may feel left out and they may not be able to cater to your needs.
  • Ask a midwife or doula to recommend classes
  • It’s a great way to connect with your birth partner, even if you’ve given birth before.

The patients that I have who have the birth that most resembles what they had told me ahead of time they wanted are the ones who went to childbirth prep.  It is so so so so so  necessary.  Do it.  Go.  Learn about your body!  Labor is not the time for me to explain how a cervix opens.  It is not the time for me to explain to you the different types of pain medications.  I promise that you will appreciate it.

prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock


I’m reblogging again to add that I thought it was one of those bullshit posts, but funny anyways. No. Really. Their blood is the only thing that isn’t black. Also the eggs. That’s amazing
prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock


I’m reblogging again to add that I thought it was one of those bullshit posts, but funny anyways. No. Really. Their blood is the only thing that isn’t black. Also the eggs. That’s amazing
prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock


I’m reblogging again to add that I thought it was one of those bullshit posts, but funny anyways. No. Really. Their blood is the only thing that isn’t black. Also the eggs. That’s amazing

prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

I’m reblogging again to add that I thought it was one of those bullshit posts, but funny anyways. No. Really. Their blood is the only thing that isn’t black. Also the eggs. That’s amazing

(via zadarqride)